
A few months ago, a friend walked into my apartment, pointed at a cream-colored vase on my shelf, and asked where I’d found it. I told her it cost me two dollars and a can of spray paint. She didn’t believe me until I showed her the original: a bright blue, slightly warped plastic vase…

I learned this the hard way in my first apartment: I bought a bunch of decor before I actually lived in the space, and half of it ended up in a closet. The room did not feel like home until I started with small, cheap projects I could actually finish in a weekend. Here is…

My current porch is basically a concrete slab the size of a bath mat with two steps. For years I tried copying the big wraparound-porch Halloween photos I saw online, and every single time I ended up with a pumpkin I had to step over, a hay bale blocking half the step, and a mail…

For years I decorated my porch exactly one way: a plastic skeleton, a fog machine, and every orange light string I could find at the hardware store. It looked like a haunted house exploded. Then I moved somewhere with actual porch space and realized I didn’t even like that look anymore — I wanted something…

My landlord does a walkthrough every single fall before winter maintenance starts, and the first year I lived here I had exactly one nail hole above the door from a wreath hanger I bought without reading the box. It was a tiny hole. It still got flagged. That’s the year I started actually researching how…

I ruined a rental door once. Not dramatically — just a sticky residue outline from a dollar-store door cover that had been up for three weeks, right at eye level, that no amount of Goo Gone fully got off before move-out inspection. Cost me $40 off my deposit for something that took five minutes to…

My hallway is about 34 inches wide, and the first year I decorated it for Halloween I hung a giant cobweb across the whole thing at head height. My boyfriend walked into it carrying laundry, and the next morning I found the web on the floor, the spider under the shoe rack, and one very…

My entryway is about three feet wide, and last October I put a full-size skeleton next to the door because it looked great in my head. Then I spent two weeks turning sideways to get past it with grocery bags. The skeleton went to the balcony, and I learned the rule I now follow for…

The first time I painted my window for Halloween, I used regular acrylic paint because it was the only black paint I owned. It looked great for about a week. Then I spent a full Saturday afternoon with a razor scraper and a bottle of glass cleaner getting a lopsided bat off the glass. Learn…

My first homemade Halloween wreath was a $6 foam ring, a bag of fake spiders, and a hot glue gun I didn’t know how to use. By the third day the spiders were sliding off in a slow, sad parade, and one of them ended up stuck to my doormat. I’ve made a lot of…